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Zach Herron. Zach Herron made a mistake and his "fans" are hating on him for it. Guess what? Humans aren't perfect. shocker.
by imkylieherron July 9, 2018
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Human

Some type of mammal with manners and respect.
We are not aliens we are HUMANS
by SpellerCorrecter November 8, 2018
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human dorsal fin

The human dorsal fin, generally associated with dwarfs who like to stealth camp. The human dorsal fin tends to bring the most energy to the everyday whasky review, adding great insight to the hints and notes in the drink. (" I'm getting a bit of grape" " Yeah👍")
Ew, Your some Kevin Costner like ya little human dorsal fin
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human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.
Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
by melnusghost October 3, 2025
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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