He is left handed and deaf but those disability's don't stop him from having big toes up his ass. His biggest fear is jess and he love's dungeon and dragons. He's full of himself and only good at sports because hes tall
by Thefirstd1hater May 8, 2024
Get the Dylanmug. 
A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A Dylan nice is a Willy that has flaccid foreskin with dickscab commonly known as the funkops skin in fortnite
by Shehehehebrjww July 6, 2023
Get the Dylan nicemug. by Bobby man doe November 5, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by Nahjit May 10, 2022
Get the Dylan bappockmug.