Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P

Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp

by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016

Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

Windoor

A combination of a door and a window

Would you open the fucking Windoor already!
Michael the Dog stared at the tree through the Windoor, seeing as he ran straight at it

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.

I can't stop window shopping for a car!

by Endermaster August 2, 2016

Window

1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can

My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016