by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day
unrecommended
unrecommended
by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.
Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.
by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Secretly a loving man, hardass exterior but a teddy bear interior. Hurts the people he loves and regrets it for the rest of his life.
by Emerald💙 July 14, 2025

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by KittenCurls! January 23, 2022
