turkey sandwich

Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).

Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"

by Rhynocio October 21, 2012

Jive Turkey

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right

"OMG, bret's such a jive turkey"

by 2k72 June 23, 2016

turkey neck

when a girl gives a guy oral pleasure

She looked like a turkey I wanted to say gobble gobble.

by anthony lerra March 11, 2004

Turkey Ham war

1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.

1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.

by Major Sterrance March 16, 2007

Turkey Leg

A sexual act performed between 2 or more large hungry harry gay men, commonly know as "Bears". This involves a turkey leg being hidden underneath the "catchers" pillow. Moments prior to the "pitcher" ejaculating, one or both the catching bears, pulls the turkey leg out from underneath the pillow and proceeds to gnaw on the turkey leg. Meanwhile, the pitching bear ejaculates onto the turkey leg. Similar to the spit trick, only involving a piece of turkey in a sexual act, and large harry hungry men.

So I gave two guys a turkey leg last night.... Its all good...

by shrimp grenade October 10, 2010

turnkey

What you have to do once you place the key in the locked door knobe!

" TrunKey Now Beoitch"

by Cassie Montgomery September 30, 2003

turkey neck

a person who is constantly moans and nags.

tell y'what wind it in!

by ounce of mirth June 18, 2003