tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.
During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.
by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 09, 2023
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Chili Tip

when a girl/guy gets done finger blasting their sphinctor and you clean off their poo residue like you just got done eating Nacho cheese Doritos.
Yeah bro last night I knocked out two servings of TK's chili tips.
by slytherinslueth11 February 14, 2015
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hit an tip

When hitting someone elses pipe and then pouring it out in your hand or on ur leg for yourself to smoke later.
Everytime we smoke with Shannon he does a hit an tip and its gone right after.
by Killin it dawg April 16, 2017
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Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW
by Kylosis October 26, 2010
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Double Tips

A reference to skis versus snowboard.
I’m headed to the mountain today; gonna rock the double tips.
by lrhl September 02, 2022
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chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
by zer0t3ch February 16, 2016
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chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
by RedditSucks February 16, 2016
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