Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.

My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.

by bigspence April 6, 2019

Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

Google

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

by The defenitor January 26, 2021

Google

Pretty much knows everything that there was, is, or will be.

Person 1: Hey, what do sharks eat?
Person 2: Idk, let me google it

by Luckynathan07 September 7, 2022

Google Inc.

The brand name of our most used and most beloved/hated search engine which was founded in 1998 by Larry PAGE and Sergery BRIN

Joe: What's the formula for the are of a circle?
Jack: Good question, go Google it
Joe: What's Google?
Jack: Google Inc. Didn't you know?

by FallenUser July 1, 2018

Google

To gaze upon a subject dumbfoundedly, and with longing.

Damn, give that lady’s melons a google!

by Kungpowchuckle May 29, 2024

google

v. Another word for ejaculate or cumming

inf. to ejaculate prematurely in one's pants

B-Murph sure googled hard when he was dancing with that chick last night.

by Justice Squad March 3, 2012