The moody volcano 

When a girl masturbates with a vibrator while on her period and blood flies everywhere so it looks like an erupting volcano.

"Dude your girlfriend seemed pretty mad last night. Did you get make up sex?"
"No, it's that time of the month so there was no making up. I slept on the couch and she made the moody volcano."

The moody volcano by aichokeu August 1, 2012

The Deep Vein

When you deviate from your normal porno procedures and find the absolute perfect video. Something that you know you will never find again, like two ships passing in he night. Hitting the deep vein is what we all try o do.

I found the deep vein last night, jizzed like a whale.

The Deep Vein by CurlingPornAddict May 30, 2015

The Disabled Vietnam Vet 

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.

John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.

The Disabled Vietnam Vet by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

The Ultimate Virgin by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

The Persian Vending Machine 

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

The Persian Vending Machine by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

The California Virus 

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.

Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.

The California Virus by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020

the final vape

when you suck up yo homies farts then breath them all over your girl

yo im finna take the final vape tonight, bend over bro

the final vape by dontvape/eatfood December 28, 2020