When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.
by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025
Get the Stinkfinger Surprisemug. Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
Get the Schmegma surprisemug. When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
Get the Morning surprisemug. by Lamasisful July 19, 2023
Get the Mexican triple surprisemug. by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the What a surprise!mug. by Teamice August 4, 2017
Get the Strawberry surprisemug.