Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong

robert is a dumb ass hoe

by ssss27282 March 17, 2022

Robert

A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 July 31, 2019

Robert Rizz

The kind of rizz that only lets you pull men, no women.

*random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!

by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course

"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"

by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022

robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Robert

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13

Robert is cool

by jeraldin February 17, 2021