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Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons
Matthew loves coke
by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020
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Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe
damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog
by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024
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Matthew Carvalho

Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
by 69yoyo69 December 13, 2022
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Matthew

A sweet and genuine person. He is usually a very funny guy and never fails to make you laugh. He is someone you can talk to once and fall for him instantly. He has the sweetest smile and an amazing personality. Matthew is a special person, once you meet one you'll know what I'm talking about. Matthew always speaks the truth, he knows how to compliment you well and will never fail to speak his mind. Find yourself a Matthew and don't lose him.
Oh yeah that's definitely a Matthew.
by almondwater November 5, 2022
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Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed
Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent
by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023
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Matthew Handy

by the black ghost6263 March 26, 2025
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Matthew

Sexy fuckboy you will learn to love and hate
Yo look at Matthew!
by Dripdrip. May 28, 2018
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