A rare breed in human happening once every 100 years that has a habit for looking at and watching porn for hours in any given day.
Ryan Davis is a Porn Duck.
by Ryan Davis January 26, 2005
by Roxification July 14, 2005
A "Duck" is a male that would do anything for his girl no matter how badly or how good she treats him.
a conversations between two men
man one: "na I can't go to your house and drink I got to take my girl to the mall"
man two: "you fucking duck"
man one: "man what ever my girl is calling me I got to go"
man two: "have fun getting none you duck"
man one: "na I can't go to your house and drink I got to take my girl to the mall"
man two: "you fucking duck"
man one: "man what ever my girl is calling me I got to go"
man two: "have fun getting none you duck"
by Mati Ruiz December 30, 2007
The art of ducking to avoid firing (mostly in counter strike source) and spraying ur gun with a random kill to that person with ur head in his dick area looking like you gave him a blowjob.
David: I ran past one dude 1 deaged him. then ran into a guy at double doors and he ducker blowed me wtf.
Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D
Dalton: LOL DUCK BLOWJOB'D
by scream123 May 26, 2009
An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.
a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?
by DinaDiz December 07, 2007
by toxic5zombie1694 August 11, 2009
Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"
Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."
Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."
Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."
by SillyClownRapist July 02, 2010