Biting off somebody's tongue
A spin-off of the Glasgow Kiss. Usage originated in 2021 when a woman in Edinburgh bit off a man's tongue during a street brawl before a seagull swooped down and ate it.
A spin-off of the Glasgow Kiss. Usage originated in 2021 when a woman in Edinburgh bit off a man's tongue during a street brawl before a seagull swooped down and ate it.
by iMakeLuvWithDolphins February 21, 2021
Get the Edinburgh Kissmug. "Hey Mr Kim, did you hear that new Twice song yet?"
"Not yet, I was too busy giving Joon-woo the Kimchi Kiss"
"Not yet, I was too busy giving Joon-woo the Kimchi Kiss"
by IncognitoOsama December 2, 2017
Get the Kimchi kissmug. A water kiss is when you choke on your drink because of how how retarded you are. The owner of water kiss is bethany bryan.
by Kiddokiddo2 April 17, 2020
Get the Water kissmug. When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.
by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019
Get the Belgian Kissmug. (v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"
While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"
by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009
Get the KISS offensemug. A really dumbass game where you sit in the back of a pickup truck or other top open vehicle of sorts, drive on the freeway, while your dumbass driver gets close to a tractor trailer, trailer portion specific, and your dumbass friends try to get close enough to the trailer to literally kiss the trailer so they can win the game. However, what normally happens is all of the dumbasses try to complete this process after many slaps and pokes of the trailer.
hey fuck faces, let's play kiss the trailer, and to make it extra fun let's add booze and some pot to the equation.
by trogdor1 January 3, 2011
Get the Kiss the Trailermug. To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.
We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.
by lordjulius May 16, 2009
Get the kiss the choochoomug.