Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Luffy Fruit

Its a devil fruit from the animanga One Piece. The original name is Gomu Gomu no mi.
Kids in GPO refer to it as Luffy Fruit because they are too retarded to use the actual name

"Trading Luffy fruit for everything in game + phoeyus virginity"

by Pengulolz June 20, 2022

forbidden fruit

Tide pod.

Dude: I'ma eat this tide pod
Dude 2: You mean the forbidden fruit

by Spinky_Attacker March 3, 2019

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

Fruit Salad

I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.

I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.

by Mol5on September 10, 2021

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022