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Cheese-Whistle

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011
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Cheese Pouch

A Cheese pouch is found on some women, it refers to a bulge over the pubic area but not quite a GUNT since it does not encompass the Gut area, a cheese pouch should be soft to the touch and slightly gelatinous, giving the effect of melted cheese in a bag.
"I was boning this bitch froggystyle but when i flipped her around all i could look at was her cheese pouch!"

"Aw bro, sick, you can make poutine with that cheese pouch"
by ndgsmpepe August 6, 2009
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poom cheese

the cheesy crust off a poom (vagina).
DAYUM NIGGUH! dat gyal had more poom cheese than a factory.
by niggahiggaa August 10, 2009
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Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
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Broccoli and Cheese

Stop by later, I'm serving broccoli and cheese.
by Rencewell November 8, 2011
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Cheese Boi

A cheeky cheese filled boi or a person of low intelligence
Charles: I wasn't using my brain so my dumb side came out
Moo Moo: Charles you Cheese Boi
by DogBoiLovesCheese October 16, 2017
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the absolute cheese

Used to express how good something is, how dumb someone is, how awesome a thing is ... etc ... it's great to describe almost anything actually!
1. No school today? That is the absolute cheese! - Lisa
2. OMG Bush, you are an absolute cheese - Dave
3. That has *got to be* the absolute cheese! - Pip
by Lii September 5, 2005
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