Peppermint Surprise

The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum.

After the peppermint surprise, my girlfriend didb't need to brush her teeth.

by Fidstar November 7, 2003

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Pinkie surprise

The act of inserting the tip of your pinkie finger into the anus of your partner during sex. Usually done without preface, thus a surprise.

-Hey I heard you had sex with Chad for the first time last night. How was it?
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.

by casey kasem May 18, 2010

chocolate cock surprise

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source

Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

by kinky bastard June 11, 2009

Huxley's Suprise

When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates

Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

chocolate surprise

its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable

hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?

by ashley morss January 26, 2007

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009