Keep it in the sock

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.

Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me

by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017

Ohio Sock Bop

After making love to your partner's anus, you withdraw your penis as quick as possible, which should pull out the receving partner's rectum, resulting in a prolapsed rectum or "pink sock." Then, you find a nearby sock, and defecate into it. Having done that, you then beat or "bop" the prolapsed rectum of your partner. This is tangent of the Cleveland Steamer, hence the use of Ohio in the title.

Prisoners in the mentally unstable section of a prison use the Ohio Sock Bop as the most brutal form of shower rape.

by Kaiketto July 3, 2009

Pink Sock Lollipop

First, you perform the pink sock to another person, male or female. Then you immediately drop to your knees and perform fellatio on the dangling mass of intestinal wall.

Man 1: I gave this chick a pink sock lollipop last night.

Man 2: Oh, how'd that shit taste.

Man 1: Oh well you obviously already know. Like shit!

by Tim Cooper August 15, 2006

sock-puppet

1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n

4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v

6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n

1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".

by joethemick October 7, 2012

distended tube sock

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

Alaskan Gym Sock

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.

"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."

by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 5, 2009

Alabama Wet-Sock

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

by KafkaFish August 23, 2011