Slippery Sammy

You pour skim milk on your dick then lube up her middle toe. Then slide your flaccid milk covered penis in between her middle toe and slightly bigger toe. Then she forcefully slaps your head of your penis about. Then she proceeds to pull out a permanent maker that was originally in he slimy pussy, it is now covered in slimy pussy juice. And with her perky tits takes off the cap of the marker. Then she begins to draw a cat face on your head. Then she goes "Meow Baby" and begins to aggresively ram the marker up the dick hole that is covered with milk, doing this is makes your previously flaccid penis now hard AF. Then slowly sliding her foot away from your nob then she gets her newborn pussy cat to lick off all the milk off the now marker filled dick. Then slides a moldy potato onto your dick and then begins to carve the potato into a clown face and accidentally slits your dick open and the blood pours everywhere into love heart. Then she proceeds to slide her knees along the ground through the bloody love heart and then screams at the top of her lungs bloody hell

lets slippery sammy

by Slippery Sammy July 29, 2016

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slipper bath

An iconic style of bathtub that originated in the Victorian era, in a shape that resembles a lady's slipper.

The flat was equipped with a slipper bath.

by Walter Street August 26, 2017

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gangian slip

like the "freudian slip," but in the case of marijuana references. in making a remark, one may make a reference to marijuana, mistakedly, revealing that one either partakes or has had a history of partaking at one time.

oh, yeah ~ hothouse veggies.... we get 'em from mexico, bc.... bc bud -- oops, i mean bc tomatoes!

hahahahaha ~ you made a gangian slip, bro!

by Teasacz April 1, 2008

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Pinky Slip

When u slide your pinky up her anus while performing sexual acts on her. a.k.a 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

Omg girl, last night he was fingering me and eating me out and next thing you know i got the pinky slip and it sent me into the biggest orgasm ever!

by Angablina December 3, 2010

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Slipknot

A nine piece band that originated from Iowa, and while I think they have talent, I believe that they dont use it and/or some of the band members waste it.
For example...
Joey Jordison-Fantastic drummer, the guy is amazing, best in the world in my opinion
Corey Taylor-Suicidal, recovering alcoholic, but thats beside the point, Corey Taylor sounds great in the studio right? Have you ever seen the guy live? He sounds like shit, no joke, I could sing better.
Oh, and thats another thing for all you Slipknot fans who think that they're the greatest band ever, have you ever heard the rule that a band is only as good as they are live? Well Slipknot sounds like SHIT live, I saw them live about a year ago, and I was so dissapointed, they just sound like a bunch of drunken sailors slapping their instruments, yuck. So...if I was in Slipknot I would get Corey the fuck out, get rid of the masks because that was MUSHROOMHEADS thing, not yours, they were first, look it up if you dont believe me, oh, and make Joey the lead singer, with all the talent that guy has I wouldnt be surprised if he could sing

Slipknot has talent, they just waste it with shit band members and shit guitar riffs that they steal.

by Will Brasil February 25, 2007

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