(noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
Get the distraction beastmug. ex. Will: OMG! I'm beasting all over these guys!!
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow
belle: Omg you've never beasted so hard. Omg I didn't even know you could beast on someone that much!
Fluffy: meow
Will: omg they just beasted on me!
Fluffy: meow
by I love the tucker cats November 28, 2023
Get the beasted onmug. Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.
by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022
Get the Beast Landermug. Isaac- damn the reader is a sexy beast, don't ya think
Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell
Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)
Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell
Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)
by HelloIamhappy_yey April 1, 2020
Get the Sexy Beastmug. Look at that beast!
by coolaiddrinker101 September 9, 2021
Get the Beastmug. Q: Yo did you hear about that college transfer student already getting laid?
D: Yeah man, he's from Burkina Faso, he's got that Burkina Beast, he's got a big dick.
D: Yeah man, he's from Burkina Faso, he's got that Burkina Beast, he's got a big dick.
by Borobama October 31, 2023
Get the Burkina Beastmug. by Dopity March 31, 2022
Get the Beastmug.