salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Salty

When someone is being toxic, or a bad sport.

Jackson: Dude why you gotta be so Salty!

Ryan: Wish I knew bro!

by Allydude December 2, 2020

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty

'Salty' Used widely in the gaming community to describe people like Mark Warmington. Very bitter. angry or annoyed about:
- Losing a game
- Taking Banter badly
- Reading the definition and not like the original draft

Definition: To be annoyed angry or Hard done bye.

Mark: "I cant' believe I lost that, you know I deserved to win that!"
James:"Somebodies SALTTTTTYYY!!"

"that is very salty

by Jimalin April 10, 2019

Salty

Feminists

If you’re a feminist, you’re salty.

by Xxminecraftprofelix666xX December 5, 2018