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Kruci Robert

Kruci but with a Robert flavour.
Smells like drugs.
A: Do you use Kruci?
B: Yea, but Kruci Robert!
by DevilMaster18 June 11, 2020
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Robert

Ugly ass, 6ix9ine looking ass, big nose, ugly face, weird stance, small dick, long arms, small chin, big mouth, smelly hair, ugly voice, nice eyes.
Friend 1: you look like Robert today...
Friend 2: why do you have to be so suss
by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019
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Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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Carl Robert

My true love and savior....my best friend through everything now and forever.
by Kupkakers November 6, 2020
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Blonde Robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023
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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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