The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023

Rip and Stuff

When someone does the action of ripping off a mans penis. Stuffing it through his body, and fucking him invertedly through his anus.

Damnnn shes gunna rip and stuff him if he keeps that shit up.

by Macar0n January 6, 2023

roots ripped

basically “wig snatched” on steroids. Used to express EXTREME excitement when someone has done something amazing/shocking. Totally taken aback.

“I just saw the ‘Thank U, Next’ music video. Roots ripped.”

by oblivicn December 3, 2018

rip my bao

Rip my bao is a funny way of saying rip my boy. The two has the same meaning

Person 1: *falls over*
Person 2: Rip my bao

by Studge August 21, 2017

pickle rip

The art of shoving a large rough dill pickle so far up ones anus it rips the prostate :)

I walked in on Joe last night.. he put on the worst pickle rip I've ever seen.. (Vlassic)

by Hankthewank August 22, 2017

Poppin off the Rip

Dumbass shit rookies say that aren't welcome and should just leave

I was Poppin off the Rip and now I'm gay.

by Tiny Peenz August 24, 2017