Robert

The sexiest man that walks on this earth. Is amazing in bed and makes most goes so horned they have wet Panties the second he puts one finger on them. He is a sex god but he is also a super sweet man to have and if he loves you he gives you his whole
Heart but he has been hurt in the past so he struggles to trust women and believe I’m them. Even once he is in love with you he still struggles to believe you love him
Back. But if you ever snag you a Robert hang onto him cause one day he may learn to trust the one he loves again. Just don’t hurt him cause once you do he will
Never trust you again.

My man Robert turned me on so much last night. I am in love with Robert and want to spend my life with him. I wish Robert would learn to believe on my love for him.

by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022

Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.

Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

Or

A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"

by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021

Caroline Roberts

The most awesome, prettiest girl in the world. She is gorgeous, and everyone loves her. She is smart, and perfect in every way.

Joe "OMG! Do you know that Caroline Roberts girl? She is perfect!
Sarah "YA! of course i know her. We are BFF's!"

by Cupcake;P May 10, 2015

Robert Rizz

The kind of rizz that only lets you pull men, no women.

*random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!

by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024

Robert

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13

Robert is cool

by jeraldin February 17, 2021

robert haslett

a mother sandwich so sexy gets every girl he talks to best friends with adam 9.5 inch cock so hot even guys like him and a milf who can eat a nutella sandwich in 1 second

let me get a mug for robert haslett

by arvint the legend 123 October 1, 2021

Roberts krums

Young, strong and an athletic soul . Lives in Belgium and Portugal.Likes to be mean for other people’s reactions.

Who is that shit house? No way , it’s Roberts Krums

by Washingg.73 November 21, 2021