put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

by Swan22 April 8, 2018

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2021

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% April 2, 2016