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put up for

Arranged/set to be taken in by families
by Saha hyo dany October 17, 2017
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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.
Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.
by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017
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put face

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.
I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.
by millamacmia March 30, 2017
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Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late
by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017
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Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
by The Mad Machine June 3, 2017
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.
Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush
by Alprazo November 11, 2017
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