Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.

"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."

by advar February 1, 2022

Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.

Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.

by Sqweegy March 13, 2017

make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!

“That man can “make that pipe whistle!”

by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024

Ghillie pipe

A Ghillie pipe is a tobacco pipe with a short stem sometimes known also as a snub nose pipe

The man was smoking his Ghillie pipe down by the docks

by Mashado March 14, 2022

Sewage Pipe

The act of shitting into a female’s vagina(or ass) and then proceeding to insert a phallic object. This phrase utilizes the slang “pipe” which typically means “to fuck”.

Johnny: Damn, it smells like a fucking farmhouse in here. What did you two do last night.”

Roger: Yo, we hit the sewage pipe on the bed, didn’t get it all out. My bad, but it was worth it.

by Sanitation Engineer July 19, 2021

pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.

by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015