The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 May 3, 2022

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010