Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!
Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.
Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??
Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.
Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha
Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??
Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.
Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?
Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha
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Get the Old school booty mug.It means good time, wonderful time, it's a common US expression. Sometimes it is even more than a good time, it is a great time, with lots of fun and laughter. Another American use of "grand old" for "excellent, outstanding" is a nickname for the Republican political Party, the "Grand Old Party." The abbreviation for this, "GOP," is often used in journalism, especially in newspaper headlines: "GOP Chair Slams Dems" for "Republican Party Chairman Criticizes Democrats Severely." It comes from reference by a Republican orator in the 19th century to his party as "our grand old party."
Silver-Hey, Jack, how was your birthday party last night?
Jack-I thought it was fine. We were having a grand old time until my father came back home.
Jack-I thought it was fine. We were having a grand old time until my father came back home.
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2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
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Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
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Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
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Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
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Get the Old man piss mug.Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
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