A dirty drunk is a woman who hasn't showered in a few months for the pleasure of smelling her BO while drinking heavy liquor; especially when having sexual intercourse. Never deal with a dirty drunk, they are normally high priced sluts and have many STDs that you do not want to deal with in the future. Also the like to do rim jobs (aka eating out the asshole, or just licking and sucking the asshole for sexual pleasure.)
Stacy gave me an amazing rim job last night, but she a stanky ratchet so that makes her a dirty drunk.
by forever_his143 December 22, 2013
Get the dirty drunkmug. Being Extremely drunk. Stemming from the fact that dracula used to get soo drunk he would start biting peoples necks and drinking there blood.
by Jerry O'daniel December 1, 2010
Get the Dracula Drunkmug. Similar to drunk dialing, only instead of calling somebody on the phone when you're hammered, you call them on skype
by budgiejen May 4, 2010
Get the drunk skypingmug. a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.
by audrilyn November 7, 2015
Get the drunk womenmug. Bitch had nothing to drink but she still made out with that guy because everybody else was drunk. She was second hand drunk.
by MrNickRo March 13, 2009
Get the second hand drunkmug. by SoCalRob November 5, 2005
Get the I'm so drunkmug. by BloodDrunk4Life October 21, 2012
Get the blood drunkmug.