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cow

a animal used for meat/leather/milk.

P.S. If your here to explode this website with horny definitions then please hit your self in the head
person one: hey guess what?
person two :yeah
person one: GUESS WHAT THE WORD COW MEANS
person two: is it a way to fuck someone
person one : NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH IT IS A ANIMAL YOU FUCKING RETARD
by MOHZTHEG January 20, 2023
mugGet the cowmug.

Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
by Mulangirl August 22, 2019
mugGet the Kiss the Cowmug.

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.
"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"
by turbobaby March 12, 2010
mugGet the The Cow Godmug.

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020
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Cow Dong

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground
by TEAMKINGRACING June 6, 2018
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cow

Generally used in online gamer chat meaning "fat"
1: can't eve 16-0 noobs
2: your mom cow
by xanthis May 7, 2020
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Ner Cow

one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.
cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!
by Denmark October 8, 2004
mugGet the Ner Cowmug.

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