Hot Noodle

A male who is sexy but limp.

He was drop dead sexy, but what a hot noodle.

by datzie May 26, 2012

Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 08, 2021

Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 04, 2023

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

Boop noodle

Snake

I see a boop noodle

by Devonthedumbo January 25, 2021

Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 06, 2014

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine July 26, 2015