Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

Jam Jacket

Great code word for Sanitary towel or hilarious offensive name calling

" Hey Jerry, grab me some jam jackets from the drug store"
OR
"Come here you jam jacket"

by badbearbeanbag February 2, 2015

jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped”

“you jammed so bad “
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”

by iokhgg February 10, 2024

Jam

Jam is so nice and sweet! I wish I where him, he’s amazing! Jam makes everyone happy.

Look how perfect Jam is.

by Jamfan November 21, 2021

Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.

Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.

by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009

traffic jammed

Getting stuck in traffic.
See also:

traffic jam
Traffic
Alt. Spelling:
Traffic-Jammed

Person: Sorry I'm late, I got traffic jammed on the way to work.
Coworker: It happens.

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 June 27, 2021