noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

noob

A person often new to a game/task/anything else. Very unlike a newbie. A noob is a person that doesn't like to learn and is often overconfident with its abilities. Its is usually found on online game forums and spams "LOLOLOLOLOL U NOOB" to try and troll people and to disguise itself. this is very unlike a newbie as said in the second sentence, the newbie is like a noob but it is nice and it is willing to learn. the noobs sometimes travel in packs and end up fighting each other by calling each other "noob" unlike non noobs. noobs speak in a one of a kind language. in order to replicate the language, shit on your keyboard, then short circuit the computer, then jump the keyboard several times, and then douse it in nuclear waste.

noun: omg look at this dude! he is a noob.

by jjprs306 December 4, 2017

Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee

Norris the noob

by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015

re-noob

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.

I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.

by teeda2 November 21, 2010

Noob

Noob is someone who not know how to do something and they keep on ask questions or they just IDK how to do stuff

Guy 1: Hello random dude
Guy 2: How to play this and what u do with this and why u do this and how u do this etc...
Guy 1: Bruh u noob
Guy 2: What is a noob
Guy 1: *screams*

by TheRobloxLemonDemonGamer September 17, 2022

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

Get Noob

‘Get Noob’ is a term used by Roblox players (Specifically Albert/Flamingo). ‘Get Noob’ means “HAHA NOOOB! YOU LOSE! ME BIG ROBOX!”

Random Noob: “Hey No FAIR! You pushed me!!”

Albert/Flamingo/mrflimflam: “HAHA! GET NOOB”

Also Random Noob: “:(”

by Doggo's Simp March 12, 2021