A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 19, 2020
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by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
Get the Meat Nerd mug.Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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Get the Nerd Feeder mug.long and drawn out conversation that makes absolutely no sense to 95% of readers but completely coherent those involved. often including random acronyms and acceptance of one's nerdy tendencies.
Now this is a real nerd thread:
1: it also looks cooler :P
2: just cause it has more knobs and buttons
1: exactly
3: with like 200+ ports for master inputs, its kinda easy to just find a hole...but thats all you can do...hahahaha love you Man
4: the PM5D sucks...I am more of an M7CL kinda guy.
5:Actually that looks larger version of the board i learned on....
6:I like the pm5d everything it laid out... and whats with the DELL speakers?
2:yeah... dont ask... they were using the D/O on each channel for headphones (like moving it back and forth) instead of using the solo channel.
4: HAHAHA, at least they weren't using the headphone out as the main level.
6:WOWOWOW
2:lol, i think if you were to look up the definition of Nerd in the dictionary, you'd find this conversation.
4: Funny thing is, A/V nerds arn't like other nerds. We are (for the most part) still able to function socially. It's usually when we start to point out incorrect mici'ng practices to non a/v nerds that we get labeled nerds. IE: This comment thread.
6:i guess that means i am a nerd then.....
5:yep....
1: it also looks cooler :P
2: just cause it has more knobs and buttons
1: exactly
3: with like 200+ ports for master inputs, its kinda easy to just find a hole...but thats all you can do...hahahaha love you Man
4: the PM5D sucks...I am more of an M7CL kinda guy.
5:Actually that looks larger version of the board i learned on....
6:I like the pm5d everything it laid out... and whats with the DELL speakers?
2:yeah... dont ask... they were using the D/O on each channel for headphones (like moving it back and forth) instead of using the solo channel.
4: HAHAHA, at least they weren't using the headphone out as the main level.
6:WOWOWOW
2:lol, i think if you were to look up the definition of Nerd in the dictionary, you'd find this conversation.
4: Funny thing is, A/V nerds arn't like other nerds. We are (for the most part) still able to function socially. It's usually when we start to point out incorrect mici'ng practices to non a/v nerds that we get labeled nerds. IE: This comment thread.
6:i guess that means i am a nerd then.....
5:yep....
by perfectly normal February 21, 2011
Get the nerd thread mug.1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.
2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.
2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.
"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.
by Spodie February 27, 2011
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