Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Inchy-Mile Bitch

Someone who asks a “small favor” but then adds on it or keeps asking for more.

Him: Gets up to use the bathroom
Her: While you’re up can you get me a drink?
Him: Sure

Her: Oh...and a snack?

Him: Sure
Her: From the store? And can you make it a meal? And also get dessert. But make it a light dessert. You know I’m trying to lose weight.

Him: Daaamn Inchy-Mile Bitch!

by Supasyzed September 14, 2020

Te'Mile

One of the most warm-hearted, strongest, inspiring females you will ever meet. They have the biggest hearts and will care for you unconditionally. They will always have your back and never give up on you. They will always believe in you and push you to do your best. Find yourself a Te'Mile because they will be such a huge impact and important aspect to your life. You will never want to lose a person like them. They carry so many positive/amazing qualities. They are your go-to person whenever you need advice, a laugh, a shoulder to cry on, or hand to hold. You can tell them any and everything without feeling judged or misheard. Without a doubt, they will be the best person you ever meet.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Te'Mile?"

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "Dude, you have to meet her! You will never regret it and it will become the best decision of your life."

by baola/pri September 15, 2020

Dirty Mileby

Having sex with people and stealing there money

Hey bob got pulled with the dirty Mileby

by Mekodjdbsjs October 25, 2020

Narragansett Mile

10 tequila shots immediately followed by a power hour. All must be completed by the end of the movie The Titanic.

“Did you hear the boys all ran the Narragansett Mile?” “Jesus, those kids are sick fucks”

“Yo, it’s lil Paul’s birthday on Saturday. Should we run the Narragansett Mile?”

by Bish6942069 October 9, 2020

Green Mile

Here is the brief plot of the beginning of this complex film that consists of drama, mystery and crime:

Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) walked the mile with a variety of cons. He had never encountered someone like John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan), a massive black man convicted of brutally killing a pair of young sisters. Coffey had the size and strength to kill anyone, but not the demeanor. Beyond his simple, naive nature and a deathly fear of the dark, Coffey seemed to possess a prodigious, supernatural gift. Paul began to question whether Coffey was truly guilty of murdering the two girls.

Coffey :
In a way, Coffey is a form of god and has been bestowed upon earth as a sacrificial lesson to the humans to witness his existence.

Paul: After having to unwillingly charge Coffey with murder and rape of two girls (although he wasn’t guilty), Paul is cursed.

Wow! The Green Mile is such a great movie.

by Banz November 17, 2020

Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires

Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it

by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021