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by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025
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Matthew

SEXY ASS MAN

He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
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Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
by Zekekez April 22, 2022
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The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
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Matthew watts

This kid.... He grinds my gears.
He usually sits on his ass eating an apple to pretend that he actually just a fat ass.
He also fucks his relatives and eats crackers like the one he is.
Well what can i expect from someone from west greene...
by Your_dad445567 November 26, 2018
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Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.
He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe
by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020
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Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.
I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..
by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021
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