mud valve engineer

the homosexual equivalent to a gynecologist

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"

by joshy wash November 3, 2008

Brazilian Mud Cake

When fecal matter is visibly inside the vagina, it is caused by continuously switching between anal sex and vaginal sex.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a Brazilian Mud Cake!"
Guy 2: "nice!"

by USAis#1 November 18, 2014

Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen

Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background

by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018

Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.

Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!

by LaneMikey May 26, 2018

Michigan Mud Hole

When you are doing anal and your partner shits.

¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!

by darkingEnder May 20, 2019