looking like a whole meal

Looking like a whole meal is used for when looking like a snack is not sufficient to describe how good someone looks

Danny: Dang Marilyn is looking like a snack!
Jake: Nah bro, she’s looking like a whole meal!

by thecolourist1975 December 6, 2017

look like a foot

when a female looks ugly

"that girl look like a foot"

by Andy Hallal June 22, 2006

tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

ner like hew

"no" or "i don't think so"

commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'

"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*

"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"

by ilikethewordscribble March 30, 2010

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

by YelloDragon January 16, 2012