jumping po

JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SING A SPECIAL SONG!

person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy

person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN

by Louie_thecutestpug July 8, 2021

Bungee Jump

An adventurous sexual position, similar to a Freefall, in which your girl hangs on to the edge of your dresser, face-down, suspended, while you support her hips from behind. Once you're about to cum, walk backward from the dresser until she cannot hang on any more, but to differentiate it from a Freefall, be sure to grab her hair before her head hits the ground.

My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.

by Toolkit79 April 24, 2020

Jump Gates

To Jump one's "gate" is to "try them" essentially, based on the assumption that the target, or person in question, cannot retaliate or will not retaliate for said action or offense; due to lack of power or ability to do so.

"Jump GATES they hood some hoes"

by SOULJALIONEL December 7, 2025

Jump in the tank

Take a shower

I’m rey jump in the tank

by Yk I got the answers July 8, 2023

Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick

Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head

by ira reed January 19, 2009