valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

Dood Juice

When the one named Slim drinks a combination of equal parts Coke and Milk with pepper mixed in. Then proceed to receive anal sex.

Scrodumdude really cant seem to put down that dood juice. I think he has a problem.

by )x( Boondock Saint )x( December 26, 2019

Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Homeless Juice

The juice of a homeless person usually located on the inside of the non homed object.

I drink homeless juice everyday because it taste yummy.

by Homeless juice hoarder January 30, 2020

Crow juice

A drink drank by the crow gang

“Can I get 3 crow juice”

“What?”
“3 crow juice”
“What?”
“3 vodka lemonade and black currant”
“Ok”

by B1G Z March 6, 2020

Calcium Juice

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'

Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*

by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020