i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower
by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022
Get the Jelly Showermug. by funny cube guy March 20, 2024
Get the jelly beansmug. A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
Get the Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwichmug. When you accidentally slam an item that you weren't supposed to make because you were not paying attention
You: Crap!!! I didn't mean to make zephyrs, it was supposed to be a sunfire.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
Me: Oh you just pulled a Jelly Bean.
by Luxinder October 15, 2020
Get the Jelly Beanmug. 
by nerdturd23 June 16, 2014
Get the jelly jockinmug.