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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis
everyone wants to be like a jackson christian
by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
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jackson myers

You're bad
What kind of bad, Michael Jackson or Michael Myers
In the middle
Oh so Jackson Myers
by stunna4md February 1, 2024
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Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."
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Jackson

oh no! here comes Jackson!
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sneaky jackson

A Sneaky Jackson involves sneaking a flask of jack Daniels into a club, sneaking off to the bathroom with a girl and after you cum in her mouth you both take a shot
"Damn bro, I just did a Sneaky Jackson in the bathroom with Vanessa"
by Ramhoe July 3, 2017
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