petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.

That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.

by The bag man carl September 2, 2015

Jelly AF

This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.

Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!

by The real C mama January 7, 2022

Jelly

A bitch. 💕

You're so fucking jelly.

by ⓡⓘⓜⓢ November 30, 2019

jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

Jelly Women

Jelly women is basically a jelly women

Hey Jelly women by Sara !!

by WHahahahahahhahaahahha July 19, 2021