The rudest people are born on this month and day. They are very short, shorter then smurf.
And they bully a young girl based on false accusations.
And they bully a young girl based on false accusations.
by Tan_14 December 18, 2019
Get the January 2mug. Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
by 69eater420 November 7, 2019
Get the Just Jesus Januarymug. 1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.
1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!
Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!
Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.
by Mellion February 18, 2005
Get the January's Fat Assmug. The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.
Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?
by MathPlus July 9, 2021
Get the January 6 Pardonmug. people born on this day are very stupid and are short-tempered!! mean!!! wants money!!!! but really just want friends 😔
person: oh when were u born again?
me: january 19... i'm a capricorn-aquarius cusp with a pisces moon and sagittarius rising which means i'm always unstable .
me: january 19... i'm a capricorn-aquarius cusp with a pisces moon and sagittarius rising which means i'm always unstable .
by hahawhyme January 4, 2021
Get the January 19mug. Fuck, you it's January. is term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way to just get them out of the way. It's like Hollywood taking a big shit at the start of the year to just get it done. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.
Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 movie) a thing and why is coming out in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.
Because Fuck you, it's January.
by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017
Get the Fuck you, it's Januarymug. Person 1: YES!
Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday!
Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that
Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday!
Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that
by Kim Jong-Ill November 12, 2020
Get the January 20mug.