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Christmas glue

When you getting that dick so good you cum on ya girl on Christmas.
Girl I got Christmas glue last night yasssss
by spxrksss December 12, 2016
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Offline for Christmas

Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.

To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.

This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."

Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
by Offline for Christmas December 15, 2019
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Christmas family

Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
by letsingercameron December 28, 2013
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Christmas

Christmas is Jesus's birthday and usually celebrated christians. Christmas day is always December 25 every year. Around the Christmas season families usually buy gifts for loved ones.
For Christmas I got a bike.
Next Christmas I'm going to ask for a phone.
by oaijdfvnajvniuwe December 7, 2021
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Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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on the first day of christmas

on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
by !JayAm! December 13, 2021
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