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Harry Potter 

1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written.
2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are:

1. Goblet of Fire
2. Half-Blood Prince
3. Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone
6. Order of the Phoenix

Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome.
3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.
1)
Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC!
Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok.
Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight?
2)
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!uno!!!11!!!!!eleventyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT 4EVER!!!!!unooneunoeleventyoneuno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot.
3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG!!!! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt!!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 EDWARD 4EVER!!!!!!!11!!! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD!!!!!!
Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.
Harry Potter by Lucio Soph June 25, 2010
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Party Hardy 

The act of going to a party inside a vagina. There must be a D.J. and refreshments
Guy: We're going to have a party hardy. Do you want to host?
Girl:Ya! wait what's a party hardy?
Guy: You'll see.
Party Hardy by King Lebron July 5, 2009

Harry Potter 

1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move.

2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.
1.
Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go.
Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp!
Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry.
Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye.

2.
Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks?
Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter.
Girl 1: Harry Potter?
Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for.
Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today!
Girl 2: *BOOM!*
Harry Potter by Skybound 895 January 27, 2009

harry styles 

sex. harry styles is sex. that is all.
“did you see that new photo of harry styles? sex.”
harry styles by harrystylesadvocate November 24, 2018

watch Harry Potter 

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.
"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."
watch Harry Potter by Onii June 4, 2004

Harry Balsagna 

A joke circulating throughout the U.S originating in florida(hairy balls)
Jim-Look at that guy

Fred-What an ass

Jim-Harry Balsagna right!

Harry Potter 

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.
In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.
Harry Potter by AYB June 21, 2003