for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear July 25, 2008
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
by i.poop.in.church.69 March 20, 2018
An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 24, 2025
An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 24, 2025
An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"
by Dr. Bargus April 24, 2025
An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.
by Granola Enjoyer June 05, 2024