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Living in his mom basement

Worthless losers that live with their mother despite already growing up.
He should stop living in his mom basement while watching hardcore porn and smoking drugs while fapping all day.
by Xbdicn July 7, 2016
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I'd Pee In His Butt

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".
Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"
by ilikeitrough May 22, 2006
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chandelier on his collar bone

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006
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put jaba in his hut

a way of asking to have sex with someone
hey, lets go in the janitor's closet and put jaba in his hut
by scarlet ashbury November 18, 2006
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Jesus gay his dad

Carl-“Ur mom gay
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian
Carl-“Ur granny tranny
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 14, 2018
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i did his nails

to suck ones dick

or

i got my nails done - i got my dick sucked
zack: i got my nails done the other day
tony: was she any good
zack: sure i came all over her face

jenny: i did his nails
vanessa: did you make him cum
jenny: yes and i swallowed it
by devina January 9, 2008
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caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.
The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.
by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017
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