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Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.
“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”
by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025
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Goosed

A dude that's absolutely dripped out and has the coolest merch in his closet
Man: *Shows off his kicks and diamond encrusted tote bag*
Man 2: Yo, goosed tote
Man: Thanks bro
by NewYork6792 November 15, 2025
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gojotard

hes almost like a gojotard or gojotard himself
by gojotard November 16, 2025
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Gojoism

The religion of our white hair blued eyed baby princess gojo satoru. Worshipping other religions such as muichiroism is okay.
Future mother in law: what’s your religion darling
Me: Gojoism
by Gojo wife December 1, 2025
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Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.
Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am
by Gojo wife December 1, 2025
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lé goose

When someone is all cute and silly
luke "ou est lé goose?"
megan "les honk"
by lukeh March 23, 2005
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scotch goose

willy> whats for dinner mum?
ma> scotch goose
willy> wtf?
ma> a sausage with a feather in it
by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009
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