Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

Fuck Stretch

The act of having extreme intercourse with one or more partners with the result leaving the participating people unable to relax and calling for others.

Rough is considered an understatement.

Sarah and I did it last night. I fuck stretched her so bad that all she did was yell "GRAANNNNYYY!".

by Slurpadeziacic January 17, 2011

the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

Spud Fuck

Any task left 90% complete and 50% wrong.

1) Most of the parts are here, but none of them fit. We are totally spud fucked.

2) My work day ends in 30 minutes. Guess I'm just going to end up spud fucking the next shift.

by Hebebro September 13, 2014

Fucking Quacked

This phrase replaces many words and changes meaning in context; Can be used when someone is at a loss for words or wants to be ambiguous in their speech

Walking through the rain: "We're getting fucking quacked on right now!"
Person being ignored by their friend: "She's fucking quacking me!"
Person who is faded or drunk: "Bruh I'm so fucking quacked right now!"

by sexy t-rex April 3, 2019

fuck or duck

alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .

would you fuck or duck ariana grande?

by avlso April 5, 2019

Trump fucked

To have the ability to do some real good with what you have and just piss it away for general reasons.....

Damn dawg. You could have helped dem people living beside you but you just Trump fucked em.

by Beowulf78 September 4, 2017